I had a wonderful phrase the other day. A14-year-old was complaining that he had been “cyber grounded”. I believe this meant that he had no access to his digital TV, which meant no access to the Internet either. I wasn’t able to ask him about the implications for a cellphone usage, but maybe the parents would have thought that was a health and safety issue. Who knows? It’s wonderful to be living in the 21st century isn’t it?